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A Social Media Christmas List for Santa

I had a great conversation with my niece the other day about sending a letter to Santa. She wasn’t sure how picky she should be with Jolly Old Saint Nick, fearing her greedy pleas might force him to bring her a lump of coal. The conversation got me thinking. If I could ask Santa for a few things to make the social media experience better, what would that letter look like?

Dear Santa,

I know this is an unusual request. After all, social media is not really a toy (even though some people use it like one). But if you could pull this off, I would be eternally grateful and promise to do my best to be nice, and not naughty, for the rest of my days.

  1. I’d like to be able to archive all my tweets, and search the old tweets of others. Is this a bad thing? It’s nearly impossible to recall anything beyond the last few days on any social media tool that doesn’t cost an arm and a leg. I hear Twitter is working on that, but maybe you could help them along. And while you’re at it, could you get Twitter to give third-party apps the ability to archive as well—I’d gladly pay for the service.
  2. I’d like Facebook to send me a notice every time they change a default setting in my privacy settings. I know they want to circumvent this, claiming it’s too tough to keep up with a billion people, but they’re already making money off my data. Couldn’t they be courteous enough to let me know when they are publishing my information without my permission?
  3. I’d like to see a Facebook app for Android that works like the real Facebook. You’d think with all that dough Facebook gets from ads, they’d be able to come up with something better than what I have now.
  4. I’d like a way to operate a hashtag chat on Twitter without blasting all my followers and leaving Twitter for a chat app. What if Twitter allowed us to use a hashtag the same as an @. If I lead my tweet with a hashtag, only those who follow that hashtag would see it? Just a thought.

Well, that’s it for now, Santa. I don’t want to get too greedy. If there’s anything I could do to help, please let me know.

Sincerely,

Chris (and I’ve been pretty good this year, I think)

Did I miss anything? What would you put on your social media Christmas list? Let’s make a list in the comments. Maybe Santa is watching.

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4 Responses to “A Social Media Christmas List for Santa”

  1. Brendan Schneider November 29, 2012 at 12:19 am #

    Hi Chris,
    I love this post and what a great idea!
    I might have an answer for #1 but you have to be using IFTTT and Evernote. Here is a recipes that might help: https://ifttt.com/recipes/59383
    Hope that helps and that Santa gets your list!
    Thanks,
    Brendan

    • cksyme November 29, 2012 at 12:49 am #

      What would you add to the list, Brendan? I’m using that recipe but it isn’t nearly what I’d like to have. I’m holding out for the old IFTTT recipes that had “if Twitter, then…” That was kinda why I put that dig in there about having Twitter let 3rd party apps archive directly.

  2. Randy Vaughn November 29, 2012 at 3:21 am #

    Chris, I agree with Brendan that this was a fun idea for a post. And I agree with you, esp on the chat thing.

    Also, I would like to be able to tweet messages out to specific cities/regions/even zip codes. Not always for promotional, but I’d love to tweet and RT messages to certain demographics (even genders??) – this would eliminate alot of the junk in my own Twitter stream bc I get people talking about events going on in NYC that I don’t need to know about. I want the option to be as global as I want it to be and targeted as it can be as well.

    We want it all don’t we! Maybe we should all quit our jobs and start an app that does it all . . . uh . . . on second thought, I’ll leave it up to people alot smarter than me to do that. I think they can handle my complaints.

    Again, great post. Loved the title – hooked me in.

    -Randy

    • cksyme November 29, 2012 at 3:28 am #

      Awesome, Randy. I love your ideas. I hope Santa is watching. Yes we want it all, but social media is pretty addicting and it’s tough when we can’t drive the bus!

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